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  RUFUS

  THE SCRUB

  DOES NOT WEAR A TUTU

  BY

  JAMIE MCEWAN

  ILLUSTRATIONS BY JOHN MARGESON

  MINNEAPOLIS

  To Caitlin

  Text copyright © 2007 by Jamie McEwan

  Illustrations copyright © 2007 by John Margeson

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  Cataloging-in-Publication

  McEwan, James.

  Rufus the scrub does not wear a tutu / by Jamie McEwan ; illustrations by John Margeson.

  p. ; cm.

  ISBN-13: 978-1-58196-060-0

  ISBN-10: 1-58196-060-3

  Sequel to: Whitewater scrubs. Summary: Rufus finds himself involved in both the football team and a ballet class. Despite the teasing from his friends, the ballet lessons may just save the football season.

  1. Middle school students—Juvenile fiction. 2. Athletes—Juvenile fiction. 3. Football—Juvenile fiction. 4. Teasing—Juvenile fiction. [1. Middle school students—Fiction. 2. Athletes—Fiction. 3. Football—Fiction. 4. Teasing—Fiction.] I. Title. II. Ill.

  PZ7.M478463 Ru 2007

  [Fic] dc22

  OCLC: 70692091

  Manufactured in the United States of America

  6/1/11

  eISBN: 978-0-7613-8591-2 (pdf)

  eISBN: 978-1-4677-6775-0 (ePub)

  eISBN: 978-1-4677-3148-5 (mobi)

  CONTENTS

  CHAPTER 1: PAIN IS

  CHAPTER 2: COTTON CANDY

  CHAPTER 3: CHOOSE!

  CHAPTER 4: TUTU?

  CHAPTER 5: MR. BALLERINA

  CHAPTER 6: FOOTWORK

  CHAPTER 7: LIFTS

  CHAPTER 8: BIFF SCORES

  CHAPTER 9: THE RAMBLING QUARTERBACK

  CHAPTER 10: DANCING MAN

  CHAPTER 11: TOO TRUE

  CHAPTER 1

  PAIN IS

  It was only the first day of football practice, and already Coach Stone was turning purple.

  Maybe he was purple because it was such a hot day. Even up on the football field, high on the hill, there was no breeze. But Coach Stone’s purple face probably had something to do with the way he was yelling at everybody.

  “Hit him!” He shouted so loudly that his voice echoed off the far hill. “Tackle him! Rufus, you look half asleep! Biff, hold onto the ball! You guys look like you’re playing ring-around-the-rosy! Play football!”

  “Wow,” said Rufus to his friends, Willy and Dan. “What’s he so worked up about?”

  But Coach Stone heard him.

  “What am I so worked up about, huh, Rufus? I’ll tell you what I’m worked up about. We graduated more than half our team. I’ve got to teach a bunch of newbies how to play. And I’ve got to try to whip the rest of you scrubs into shape!”

  Coach Stone paused and looked back and forth, his head jutting forward like a vulture looking for prey.

  “The Bears never had a losing season,” he went on, “and I don’t plan on having one this year. That means we’re going to have to work extra hard! All right, take a lap! Take two laps!” Spit was flying from his lips as he yelled. “Run! If I see anybody dogging it, he’ll do another lap!”

  In the locker room after practice, the players were almost too tired to change clothes.

  “Am I really going to do this another year?” asked Willy. “Another year on the bench? And practice . . . oh, man, I hurt all over!”

  “‘Pain is weakness leaving the body,’” said Dan. Dan was always quoting stuff he’d read on posters or in magazines.

  “I think pain is just pain,” said Rufus.

  “‘Pain is temporary. Pride is forever,’” said Dan. “This year we’re going to be great.”

  “We’re still the smallest guys out there,” said Willy.

  “Not me,” said Rufus.

  “Yeah, but you make up for it by being so slow and klutzy!” said Biff from the next row of benches. Biff was small—only Willy and Dan’s size—but he was a star player. “You’re all scrubs,” said Biff. “Every one of you.”

  “Scrubs try harder!” said Willy.

  “Okay, fine, be scrubs,” said Biff. “Sit on the bench. Cheer me on while I get all the touchdowns. No skin off my nose.”

  “Except when Rufus tackles you,” said Dan. “That might take the skin off your nose.”

  “If he ever catches me,” said Biff, grabbing his backpack and jogging out of the room.

  The three friends were silent as they dressed. After a minute, Rufus said, “Gosh, maybe my mom was right.”

  “About what?” asked Willy.

  “Tell you later,” said Rufus, pulling on his shoes. “Got to go!”

  CHAPTER 2

  COTTON CANDY

  Rufus was used to being the biggest guy in his class at school. But this was ridiculous.

  He hadn’t realized that the other beginners were going to be, for one thing, all girls. And for another thing, all under eight-years-old. Some of them didn’t even come up to his waist.

  Somehow, even though this was a beginning class, all of these tiny little girls already seemed know what a “plié” and a “relevé” were and what “turnout” meant. How did they know? Were little girls born knowing stuff like that?

  And when it came to doing “pirouettes,” they whirled around like cotton candy being spun onto a cone.

  But when Rufus tried to spin, he lost his balance and almost knocked over a couple of little girls.

  “Sorry!” he told them.

  “That’s okay,” they said, laughing.

  Ms. Farine, the dance teacher, was a skinny young woman with lots of energy. She dashed around the room, correcting the little girls and showing them how to do better. When she passed Rufus, she smiled and said, “Very good Rufus! Remember to point your toes!” No matter how clumsy Rufus was, she always smiled and complimented him.

  At first Rufus found this reassuring. But after a while, it started to weird him out.

  After class, Ms. Farine gave Rufus an even bigger smile than usual and asked, “Will we see you tomorrow?”

  “Sure,” said Rufus. “Why not?”

  CHAPTER 3

  CHOOSE!

  At practice the next day, Rufus went up to Coach Stone between drills.

  “I’ve got to go, Coach,” he said.

  “What?” said Coach Stone. “We’ve still got fifteen minutes to go, Rufus!”

  “Yeah, but I’ve got to go early to be on time for my ballet class.”

  Coach Stone stared at him with bulging eyes. “Ballet class!?”

  “Yeah.”

  “Ms. Farine’s ballet class?” asked the coach.

  “Yeah.”

  “Rufus, nobody takes that class but a bunch of eight-year-old girls.”

  “I know. I was there yesterday.”

  “No, Rufus,” said Coach Stone. “You can’t leave early for ballet. That’s ridiculous. You need to be out here hitting! You’ve got to learn to hit hard!”

  “But Coach, it’s—”

  “No! I won’t have it! You’re a football player, Rufus. You’re going to start on this team. And you’re not going to miss practice for
ballet!”

  “I have to go,” said Rufus.

  “No way,” said Coach Stone, shaking his head. “You’re going to have to choose. Ballet or football—you can’t do both.”

  “I have to choose?” asked Rufus.

  “That’s right,” said Coach Stone.

  Rufus looked around. By now, the whole team was listening.

  “Well, I guess I won’t see you tomorrow then,” said Rufus, and he trotted off the field.

  “Wait!” Coach Stone shouted after him. “You can’t! We need you! Come back tomorrow, and we’ll talk about it!”

  CHAPTER 4

  TUTU?

  In the morning, before classes, all anybody could talk about was Rufus taking ballet.

  “The scrubs wear tutus!” yelled Biff as he came down the hallway. “I want to see it! Rufus in a tutu!”

  “You wish,” said Rufus. “Sorry, Biff, only the girls get to wear tutus.”

  “What’s a tutu?” asked Dan. “It’s no fun being insulted if I don’t understand what it means.”

  “A tutu is one of those ballet skirts that puffs straight out,” explained Rufus.

  “I want to see Rufus wear a tutu at football practice!” yelled Biff.

  “What do you really wear at dance class?” asked Willy.

  “Tights and a sweatshirt,” said Rufus.

  “Good enough,” said Biff. “Come to practice in pretty pink tights!”

  Rufus couldn’t care less what Biff said.

  Later at lunch, Clara sat down beside Rufus and started asking him questions about ballet.

  Clara was a tall girl and a really good soccer and basketball player. But somehow she had become one of the scrubs, too. She had gone kayaking with them last spring.

  “Whatever made you think of ballet?” asked Clara.

  “My mom suggested it,” said Rufus.

  “Your mom?” asked Willy.

  “Yeah. I was complaining that I was really clumsy, and she said, ‘You should take dance. I’ll pay for dance lessons.’ So I decided I should try it.”

  “Don’t you think it’s kind of . . . strange?” asked Clara.

  “Yeah, like incredibly wacko-strange?” added Dan.

  “No,” said Rufus, “I don’t. It’s no stranger than putting on a helmet and pads and smashing into other people.”

  “Come on, Rufus. Football is the all-American game!” said Dan. “What’s ballet? Like Russian or something?”

  “I don’t know,” said Rufus. “The names for the positions and stuff are French.”

  “French!” said Dan. “See what I mean? French! Bizarro! You’re going to give us scrubs a bad name, talking French and wearing tights.”

  “You think so?” asked Rufus, looking at Clara and then at Willy.

  Willy shrugged. “How can you give the scrubs a bad name?” asked Willy. “I thought that was the whole point—we’re already scrubs, so we don’t have to care what people call us.”

  “Sure,” said Dan, “take dance, stand on your head in the hallway. Whatever. I don’t care.” Dan got up and took his tray to the counter.

  “He doesn’t seem too happy about it,” said Rufus. He turned to Clara. “What do you think?”

  “You wouldn’t catch me taking ballet,” said Clara.

  “Why not?” asked Willy.

  “It’s too pink,” she answered.

  CHAPTER 5

  MR. BALLERINA

  Coach Stone didn’t say anything more about kicking Rufus off the team. So a week later, Rufus played in the first game of the season.

  It was not a very fun game for Rufus. Rufus was playing both offense and defense. That was tiring.

  On defense, Rufus had a smaller guy blocking him who was always in his way. Even when Rufus knocked this guy completely over, the guy still managed to get himself up and running again.

  On offense, Rufus was opposite a guy who was almost as big as he was. When Rufus hit him, the guy sort of just slid around him and made the tackle.

  Coach Stone screamed things like, “He went right by you!” and “What were you thinking about? Ballet?”

  And Gabe, the tall guy who played quarterback, said, “Come on guys, help me out. Rufus, your man came right through. Don’t dance with him! Block him!”

  When the team came in at halftime, Coach Stone asked, “What’s the matter, Rufus? You miss your tights?”

  “Poor Rufus misses his tutu!” said Biff.

  “I told you, I don’t wear a tutu,” said Rufus.

  The Bears were already losing big-time. During the second half, Dan and Willy were put in on defense. By then, even the other team had started kidding Rufus.

  “Hey, we’re coming right through you, Mr. Ballerina,” they said to him.

  After one play, the guy who was supposed to be blocking Rufus suddenly gave him a shove. “You grabbed my jersey, man,” he told Rufus angrily.

  “Did not!” said Rufus.

  “Did so!” yelled the opposing lineman, and he shoved him again.

  “Get him, Rufus!” yelled Dan. But Rufus just shrugged and walked away.

  “What’s the matter with you, Rufus?” asked Dan. “You going to let that guy get away with that? You should have slugged him!”

  “I don’t believe in fighting,” said Rufus.

  After the game, Coach Stone told them how badly they had played.

  “You’ve got to be tough!” he said, looking right at Rufus. “You’ve got to be willing to mix it up! This is football! It’s not tip-toeing through the tulips! It’s not ‘Here We Go ’Round the Mulberry Bush’!”

  Rufus kicked at the gravel as they walked to the bus. “Oh, man,” he said to Willy. “What does he think this is, the NFL?”

  CHAPTER 6

  FOOTWORK

  On Monday, Rufus sat down at lunch with his friends. Clara had on a purple headband that reminded Rufus of the coach’s angry face.

  “I’m going to quit ballet,” Rufus told them.

  “Why?” asked Willy.

  “You know why. Everybody’s nagging me. Especially Coach.”

  “You can’t quit, Rufus,” said Dan.

  “Are you serious?” asked Rufus. “You practically told me to quit!”

  “Yeah,” said Dan with a shrug, “at the beginning. But it’s too late now. I mean, if you quit now, it would look like you gave in to Biff and the Coach—to all those jerks. You can’t do that. That would be wimpy.”

  “The coach isn’t a jerk,” said Willy.

  “He’s sure being a jerk to Rufus!” said Dan.

  “I thought you guys wanted me to quit, too,” said Rufus.

  “Not anymore,” said Dan.

  “Dan’s right,” said Clara. “Don’t give up now.”

  “You guys are so confusing!” Rufus complained, putting his head in his hands.

  Still Rufus was tempted to quit ballet. It didn’t seem to be helping. He was as clumsy as ever. The class wasn’t that great, anyway. The little girls were all much better than he was.

  That night, Rufus asked his parents about it.

  “We already paid for the classes,” said his mother. “But if you really hate it, you can quit.”

  “I don’t hate it,” said Rufus. “It’s just . . .” And then he told them about how Coach Stone and the other players were giving him a hard time about it.

  “Coach Stone hasn’t been keeping up,” said Rufus’s father. “I know there’s at least one pro football team that has signed its players up for ballet lessons.”

  “Really?” asked Rufus.

  “Really. Pro basketball teams, too. It’s a big trend. Improves their balance, their footwork. Makes them better players.”

  “I can’t tell any difference,” said Rufus.

  “It takes time,” said his father.

  “I’m not sure I’m learning that much. I’m never going to get any good at it anyway.”

  His mother smiled. “It doesn’t matter if you never get good,” she said. “What matters is
that you get better.”

  “And that he has fun,” added Rufus’s father.

  “Okay,” said his mother. “But sometimes you have to get better first. Sometimes the fun comes later.”

  “Hope the fun gets here before too long,” said Rufus.

  CHAPTER 7

  LIFTS

  On Friday, when Rufus was supposed to leave for ballet class, Coach Stone was right in the middle of explaining something about the game the next day.

  Rufus didn’t want to miss it. So he stayed at practice and was late for ballet class.

  Rufus rushed into class and found an empty spot at the barre.

  “I’m glad you made it,” whispered the little girl behind him. “I was afraid you’d quit.”

  “Why would you care?” Rufus asked.

  “It’s more fun with you here.”

  “Thanks.” Rufus was surprised. He hadn’t thought the girls cared one way or the other.

  They turned around and switched feet on the barre.

  “I know it’s a pain,” the little girl said. “I mean, my dad giving you a hard time and everything. But don’t listen to him.”

  “Your dad?”

  “Yeah. My dad’s Coach Stone. I’m Emily Stone.”

  Rufus was surprised. Emily didn’t look like the Coach. And he’d never thought of Coach Stone being a father.

  “Hi, Emily,” he said.

  “You know, it’s better if you turn your foot this way,” said Emily. “And remember to keep your knees straight.”

  “Okay,” said Rufus. “I’ll try.”

  When class was over, Emily pointed to a poster on the wall. It showed a male dancer lifting a ballerina high over his head.

  “That’s called a lift,” she said. “I jump, and you make the jump go all the way up. Want to try?”

  “Sure, I’ll try,” said Rufus.

  So Emily ran and jumped, and Rufus lifted her up over his head.

  When he put her down, Rufus looked over at Ms. Farine. He expected her to be mad. But she looked like she was trying not to smile.

  “If you’re going to do lifts,” Ms. Farine said, “you should bend your knees. I’ll show you.”